White eared elephant joke book

When the white elephant is close, drop the muffin with raisins in front of it. The white elephant is considered to belong to the god indra. If you dont laugh at these jokes, youre probably normal. This joke book contains over 100 funny elephant jokes. The elephant joke book humour paperback march 19, 1993 by scoular anderson author 5. Tell it a dirty joke so it turns red, suffocate it until it turns blue, and then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. A nun costume would likely be both black and white and a sunburn would cause an elephant to be, somewhat, red all. The stupidity of them apparently is part of their charm. When he was asked what he was sprinkling on the roads, he answered that it was elephant powder. May 22, 2010 elephant joke there are 3 elephants living in the hot african desert, theyre laying underneath a little tree staring at each other, one of them says, id like to have a very very long nose, the other are like, why.

The name of the elephant is airavata and it is a flying elephant. Elephant joke 114 it was a boring sunday afternoon in the jungle so the elephants decided to challenge the ants to a game of soccer. It sounds like the pet store sold you a bog plant and labeled it an aquarium plant. This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. What do you call an elephant wearing pink earmuffs and a dress. And all of a sudden he falls into a pit and is stuck there. Brownielocks and the 3 bears present classic, clean, corny but fun.

He named the bull elephant sechanaka which means watering as the elephant. Steve stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Slamming the bartender into the ground is the elephants trick, which in. Elephant jokes best and funny elephant jokes for kids. Better read some elephant jokes to enjoy your trip to the zoo a little more. Hold its nose until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How to host a white elephant bookgift exchange scholastic. He would then go and sprinkle a white powder on the roads. The president is walking out of the white house towards his limo, when a. A guy and his elephant are driving and get pulled over. The white elephant soon came across the offering and was overjoyed. Come laugh with us, and dont forget to submit your own joke.

Stupid elephant jokes meaningless drivel forum at coderanch. Frivol of the farcical sort, with russians at their most whimsydimsy childishness, with the result pretty much of. King bimbisara had one such white elephant, which he had captured in a forest when the elephant was in his musth period. The game was going well with the elephants beating the ants ten goals to nil, when the ants gained possession. I do have a favorite, how does an elephant climb a tree. Drunken male party trick, in which the player imitates an elephant by pulling out his two trouser pockets the ears and exposes his penis the trunk.

Slamming the bartender into the ground is the elephant s trick, which in reality is not a trick at all. The person then remarked but everybody knows that there are no elephants in. Buy the book and your friends will laugh while wondering at your sanity. So far, you have been reading elephant jokes for this long. More 10 reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. See more ideas about white elephant, white elephant gifts and elephant gifts. The highest award of the kingdom of thailand to a nonmember of the royal family is the knight commander most exalted order of the white elephant as shown below. Definition of a white elephant in the idioms dictionary. The one eared elephant is a maneuver in which a man turns one pant pocket insideout while simultaneously exposing his penis through the zipper of said pants. What did the elephant say to his girlfriend on valentines day. The elephant turned to face the man and, with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Elephant jokes good, clean classic humor for kids from. For the white elephant gift exchange, i provide all of the books for the exchange, wrapped in paper lunch bags and stacked at the center of the rug. The elephant was indeed grateful, and offered the mouse anything it wanted in return for the good deed.

Every nation has to write a book about the elephant. See more ideas about elephant, white elephant and white elephant gifts. Youre probably going to groan more than laugh they are so well, dumb and pac dermal. An elephant was walking through the jungle one day when it suddenly stepped on a thorn, wedging it between its toes. This is one of the best elephant joke books i have read. Whats the difference between a flea and an elephant. Being in too much pain to continue, the elephant lay down and began to cry. Introduction to the foundation of the science of the elephants ear. Open the vw door, take the elephant out, close the vw door, open the fridge, put the elephant inside, close the fridge. The policeman says, you need to take the elephant to the zoo. How do you know there have been elephants in the fridge. If you have a familyfriendly elephant joke you think i should hear, let me know in the comments and. Much more than the relations between the races was being turned on its ear. The mouse, noticing that the elephant was female, and feeling rather randy at the time, said.

Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them arent even reposts. How can a beautiful white elephant be a terrible curse. Its an old army joke as pebert has already said but you use both pockets. Runrun, a young elephant trainer, discovers the answer when he incurs the fury of the prince. Whats red and white on the outside and gray and white on the inside. The civil rights movement, of course, was an integral part of the countercultural revolution. One way old variant of this joke is to ask a woman, ever seen a oneeared elephant. According to tradition, so rare an elephant cannot be allowed to work for its. Ive owned this book since about 1973, when i was around 8. Read the best and funny elephant jokes for kids as well. Hold his nose until he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun. Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be.

Shortly after, an ant came across the elephant and asked why she was crying. My homework is really difficult tonight, ive to write an essay on an elephant. Family friendly jokes spun with a white elephant flavor. Bog plants only have their roots under water, the leaves must be up in the atmosphere. Some see it as an opportunity to declutter the house, while others will head to the thrift store for the cheapest and tackiest piece of junk they can find. View entire discussion 8 comments more posts from the mst3k community. Hold his trunk shut until he turns blue then shoot him with a blue elephant gun. White elephants are actually albino by skin pigmentation and when determined white by a special committee are donated to the king of thailand for his protection. Whats grey and white on the inside and red and white on the outside. I use my scholastic book club bonus points to get a fun selection of gift books. Oes ysgol tocynnau eleffant llanfairpwll nhadau coeden. This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest elephant jokes in the world. Airavata is made the king of all elephants by lord indra. Mar 16, 2012 elephant jokes the wacky humor that will take you back to the 60s.

Our editors say these classic readers digest jokes make them laugh every single time. An elephant joke is a joke, almost always an absurd riddle or conundrum and often a sequence. If you are a baby boomer who remembers when these were the rage, it will. Do i get an award for the stupidest elephant joke first you have to have a very dry sense of humor to get this one. From that moment forward, the curse reveals itself. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence.

Mar 18, 2019 african elephants are the larger of the two species. Kids from around the world have submitted these funny elephant jokes. The joke king is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laughoutloud, crazy comedy and elephant jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. What is the difference between a lemon and a white elephant. What kind of elephant is big, has big ears, tusks, a trunk, four feet, and a tail. I still have about a dozen memorized, and i trot them out sometimes when the occasion seems to merit them. Similarly, the joke about an elephant in the bathtub is argued to be a reference to the increased intrusion of black people into the most intimate areas of white life. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. But they are good, clean fun for children of all ages. Etsy is the home to thousands of handmade, vintage, and oneofakind products and gifts related to your search. Why the poor elephant has been the victim of jokes, ill never know.

By chance a chicken hears the screaming of the elephant and decides to investigate. Beginning of a dialog window, including tabbed navigation to register an account or sign in to an existing account. Canonical list of elephant jokes 1 there was an old man in france who used to get up every morning at five a. The next day, the same policeman pulls over the same guy and elephant.

Buy the book and your friends will laugh while wondering at. Whats grey and white on the inside and red on the outside. Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an aspirin. The one eared elephant is a maneuver in which a man turns one pant pocket insideout while simultaneously exposing his penis through the zipper of said. The next morning the farmer left out a cheesecake, but this time it only had nine cherries on top, this time in a star pattern. The leaves on my live aquarium plants are drooping. The mouse felt sorry for the elephant, and pulled the thorn out. Hold its nose until it turns blue and then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How can you scare people with your impression of an elephant. No matter what youre looking for or where you are in the world, our global marketplace of sellers can help you find unique and affordable options. The game was going well with the elephants beating the ants ten goals to nil, when the ants gained posession. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. It is published in the uk and uses words and phases that the brits do, but that adds to its charms. If you have a familyfriendly elephant joke you think i should hear, let me know in the comments and if its good, ill add it to the page.